You know, John (silky) Edwards had a point, there are two America’s. Or to be more accurate, there is a real America (which most of us live in) and there’s a fantasy amerikkka, which the Left lives in and pines for; the Nanny State (re: Leftist fascism).

 

I reckon there are two earths as well. The real (again, for those who live in reality; aka the real thing) and the counterfit (for those who throw hissy fits n’ tantrums, ’cause gosh dang it! It just ain’t "fair!"

And it appears as if the Left just might get their way come November.

Hell, most of the Classical Liberal/Conservative/Jacksonians are aghast at our current selection of Presidential candidates!

A natural reaction. Especially after seeing those on the right attackin’ and blamin’ each other.

Hey! You are all to blame to some extent! Some more than others, but what’s done is done, okay? Suck it up! It’s your fault!

And who wouldn’t be aghast, other than those on the Left, who are committin’ cluelesside?

I mean, the Left are salivatin’ to join the ranks of all those other fascist countries that seem so "progressive".

Afterall, just look at Canada. They have "mind crimes" there, and nothin’ says "progressive" like mind crimes! That’s right! If you think the wrong thoughts and your dumb enough to voice your opinion, you can be investigated and punished without a formal trial which is currently happening with Ezra Levant and Mark Steyn.

Truly, a fascist paradise. The only hate that’s allowed is state-sanctioned hate.

Who decides what hate is "acceptable?"

Well, as many of our Leftist fascists would say: JUST SHUT THE F*CK UP A$$HOLE!!!! WE FINOLLY HAVE A WAY TO STOP HATE AND EMBRASE PEACE LOVE AND PASIFIZM AND YOU R TRYING TO RUIN IT!!!! WHAT ARE YOU, A F*CKING WARMONGER?!!! NOTHING IS WURTH DYING FOR YOU F*CKING XENOPHOBE RACIST HOMOPHOBE FAGGOT!!!! U JUST WANT TO HURT EVERYONES FEELINGS AND COZ TRUBLE!!!!

Yes, of course. Who couldn’t see the logic in that kind of argument?

And, naturally, we still got the global warmin’ jihadists, bent on our destruction.

For the sake of mudda earth, and the Goracle’s coffins…I mean coffers. Feh! Same diff.!

 

The debate is over! Resistance is futile! We are the Gorg! JOIN US OR DIE!

Mudda earth is getting hot, dammit! Hot! HOT!!!! YEARGH!!!!

Uh, yeah. Riiight. Whatever.

So…you might be sayin’ "Ben, this ain’t exactly cheerin’ me up. Didn’t you say we need some humor?"

Yes! Thanks for remindin’ me. While I work on my latest story, go read this:

Tale of Two Captains

by Lt. Col. Taco Bell.

If that don’t make you laugh you ain’t got a funny bone in yer body! :^)

Take heart Matey’s! There’s still several months ’til election day.

Remember, a President needs the cooperation of the House and Senate, so let’s make sure we do all we can to elect the best candidates possible.

And don’t forget: you can’t have too much humor. The tree of Liberty needs humor to survive!

So work hard! Play hard! Pray hard! And don’t forget to laugh! :^)